The Baby Owner's Manual
I read manuals like crazy. I love the succinct and complete (sometimes) information that you get in them. They have pictures that tell you how to do things and they have operating instructions and cautions (so that you don't take your new DVD player into the bathtub with you etc.)
So today when I got a new book from the Groots all my dreams came true. It's called "The baby owner's manual". It is a beautiful thing. It teaches me, the dad, "operating instructions, trouble-shooting tips, and advice on first-year maintenance".
So I'll give you a taste of the flavor of the book, (it read's like a computer manual, which is good for guys like me). "Caution: Never leave the baby unattended on the changing station (docking bay). This may lead to serious injury and/or malfunction."
How Max is doing...
Max is doing great. He's eating and needing to be changed about every 3 hours. Pretty much like clockwork. Ryan is taking the late night shift and Erica is doing early mornings. It's a pretty good system. We are still trying to figure out the best way to change his diapers. We have found that to be the most challenging part of the whole baby thing. He's kind of like a grenade that has it's pin pulled every time we take off that little diaper. If you are a jedi master trained in the ways of the force of defusing a little baby bomb on the changing table, give us a call ;).
Max is a happy baby. If he's fed and changed he is loving life. He only cries when he's hungry or dirty. And he and Dora are getting along well. Dora loves him.
We took him shopping for the first time today to get a couple of things. He did great and he even let us get some lunch ;).

5 Comments:
Hi Ryan, Erica & Max & Dora
Sounds like you are getting along well with your new addition. Don't worry, you will all survive this and live a long healthy life. No ideas on preventing bombs from the babe but if we think of something we'll let you know on Monday - Mom is very smart about babies.
Love Dad Y
Ryan, talk to Wade about that leaving baby unattended thing...it explains a lot about Charis!! Glad things are going well. Changing baby boys is very different from changing baby girls, so we don't have a lot of advice about that!
Lisa
Ryan & Erica,
We love Max! Thanks for letting us hang out today. It was so good to get to see him wiggling and opening his eyes! He's a perfect match for you!
Love,
KT
Hey Ryan you should ask Wade about that "not leaving baby unattended thing." It explains a bunch about Charis! Good luck with that diaper changing. Boys are unexplored territory for us!
Hey, it may be dry reading. But some people obviously need it. Trust me. ::cough cough::
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